we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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