Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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