so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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