even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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