it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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