Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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