Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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