super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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