Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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