Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
