i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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