Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
...so i touched it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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