Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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