hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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