remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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