at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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