Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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