KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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