Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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