In America we eat man semen.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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