i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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