: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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