i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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