home. puking in laundry basket.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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