Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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