D3 body, D1 cock
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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