He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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