She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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