All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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