yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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