Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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