Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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