Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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