i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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