he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
The ass gains better be worth it
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