i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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