Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
