I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Randomize
