well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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