i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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