my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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