apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
This is my gift to your gina
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
