Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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