Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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