God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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