I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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