Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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