So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Shame - the story of my life.
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