that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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