Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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