Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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