David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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