Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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