OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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